Russell Cornhill
Riddles 4
Question: How did a pixie mate with an ogre? Answer: With great difficulty. Attributed to Dork Ul Mansak - An Ancient Evil - 2020.
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Russell Cornhill
- Apr 27
- 1 min
Riddles 3
Question: What does a dragon need to hide from? Answer: A bigger dragon. Attributed to Dork Ul Mansak - An Ancient Evil - 2020.
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Russell Cornhill
- Apr 18
- 1 min
Riddles 2
Question: You know what a death adder and a puff adder can do, but what does a jealous adder do? Answer: It adds up its wife's...
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Russell Cornhill
- Mar 27
- 1 min
Becoming Gods.
At last, finally, the human race has achieved their ultimate goal. They have become gods. Unfortunately only four of them have survived....
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Russell Cornhill
- Mar 11
- 1 min
Riddles 1
Why did the human race invent Satan? They had to have someone to blame.
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Russell Cornhill
- Apr 11, 2022
- 1 min
My Favourite Sayings 3
Intelligence is just a lucky hitchhiker we picked up on the journey, but our emotions are in the driver's seat.
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Russell Cornhill
- Mar 5, 2022
- 1 min
My Favourite Sayings 2
The more we make improvements in methods of communication, - WRITING, TELEPHONE, RADIO, TELEVISION, COMPUTERS, INTERNET, MODERN PHONES......
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Russell Cornhill
- Dec 4, 2021
- 1 min
My Favourite Sayings 1
If all the bullshit in this world were real, then we would need ten mile long snorkels just to breathe. The beauty of this saying is that...
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Russell Cornhill
- May 15, 2020
- 2 min
Writing on Demand
The presenter stode to the front of the room. “You have three minutes. Write something, anything. See how much you can write in 3 minutes.
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Russell Cornhill
- Apr 15, 2020
- 2 min
FINDING ‘THE VOICE'
I went to the toilet and lifted the lid.
The whirlpool to the Void whispered. “Nothing in here.”
I flushed the toilet.
Note: the citizens of
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Russell Cornhill
- Apr 1, 2020
- 2 min
The Rules of Writing
Rules were made to be broken. Remember, there is an exception to every rule and an exception to every exception except when the exception
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