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Riddles 7
Question: How did the artist strangle her critic? Answer: With an arty choke. Attributed to Halli Oakblossom ... A Call to Evil ... 2022.

Russell Cornhill
Nov 29, 20231 min read
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Riddles 6
Question: What do you call the history of art and artists? Answer: Arty Facts Attributed to Dork El Mansak ... A Call to Evil ... 2022

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Nov 25, 20231 min read
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Riddles 5
Question: What do you call the type of golem that has wheels instead of legs? Answer: The roll model. Attributed to a nexus wizard - An...

Russell Cornhill
Jul 31, 20231 min read
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Riddles 4
Question: How did a pixie mate with an ogre? Answer: With great difficulty. Attributed to Dork Ul Mansak - An Ancient Evil - 2020.

Russell Cornhill
May 29, 20231 min read
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Riddles 3
Question: What does a dragon need to hide from? Answer: A bigger dragon. Attributed to Dork Ul Mansak - An Ancient Evil - 2020.

Russell Cornhill
Apr 27, 20231 min read
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Riddles 2
Question: You know what a death adder and a puff adder can do, but what does a jealous adder do? Answer: It adds up its wife's...

Russell Cornhill
Apr 18, 20231 min read
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Riddles 1
Why did the human race invent Satan? They had to have someone to blame.

Russell Cornhill
Mar 11, 20231 min read
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My Favourite Sayings 3
Intelligence is just a lucky hitchhiker we picked up on the journey, but our emotions are in the driver's seat.

Russell Cornhill
Apr 11, 20221 min read
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My Favourite Sayings 2
The more we make improvements in methods of communication, - WRITING, TELEPHONE, RADIO, TELEVISION, COMPUTERS, INTERNET, MODERN PHONES......

Russell Cornhill
Mar 5, 20221 min read
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My Favourite Sayings 1
If all the bullshit in this world were real, then we would need ten mile long snorkels just to breathe. The beauty of this saying is that...

Russell Cornhill
Dec 4, 20211 min read
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